Artifacts of Akdar!

Alright so I got a game from the almighty Akdar in the mail today, Microsoft Flight Simulator X. Enclosed in the package was the game, in amazing condition, a business card in a language I cannot understand (looks like Russian) perhaps Akdarian, and a stub from a boarding pass from Scandinavian Airlines from Prague to Vienna. For this I must simply ask.....WTF? Is Akdar sending me secret code? or simply intergalactic trash. On the back of the strange business card it simply reads "Puny Human"

PSWii60 Elite:

Alright so I got a game from the almighty Akdar in the mail today, Microsoft Flight Simulator X. Enclosed in the package was the game, in amazing condition, a business card in a language I cannot understand (looks like Russian) perhaps Akdarian, and a stub from a boarding pass from Scandinavian Airlines from Prague to Vienna. For this I must simply ask.....WTF? Is Akdar sending me secret code? or simply intergalactic trash. On the back of the strange business card it simply reads "Puny Human"

 

I laughed til I cried 

Sorry for the lack of indentation and proper structure, as I am on my macbook and Safari doesnt fare well on Goozex.

Whatever you do...do not fall asleep tonight, put on a set of adult diapers ASAP, and have on hand a few bottles of lube.  Be very careful.  Your time left on Earth is now numbered.

 ...I'm so sorry.

 I implore you to take a picture of these documents so that we may study them.

Lurknomore:

Whatever you do...do not fall asleep tonight, put on a set of adult diapers ASAP, and have on hand a few bottles of lube.  Be very careful.  Your time left on Earth is now numbered.

 

And that's different from his normal bedtime regiment, how? 

Lurknomore:

Whatever you do...do not fall asleep tonight, put on a set of adult diapers ASAP, and have on hand a few bottles of lube.  Be very careful.  Your time left on Earth is now numbered.

Check!

mafafu:

Lurknomore:

Whatever you do...do not fall asleep tonight, put on a set of adult diapers ASAP, and have on hand a few bottles of lube.  Be very careful.  Your time left on Earth is now numbered.

 

And that's different from his normal bedtime regime, how? 

I was going to say the same thing, but I would have said regiment, not regime.

mafafu:

And that's different from his normal bedtime regime, how? 

 

mafafu...slowing becoming one of legend.  Thanks for chuckle and a half. 

 thank you i fixed the spelling, my fear of akdar caused my sloppy english

Mysterious intergalactic artifacts? Or sloppy Goozex trader?

EPIC THREAD!

I am so jealous.

Pardon the term, but I almost pissed my pants laughing.