alright so i saw this on another forum the other day and decided i wanted to start one on goozex. so here are the rules: every add on to the story only allowed to use 3 words per post. you cant post directly after your own post. so without furthur adue...let the story begin.here are my 3 words to start the story. please use proper grammar so it makes since rofl....
edit:please use proper grammar so it makes since rofl....oh and thank god for copy and paste
1st full story!: I was walking on a prostitute in a store that smelled like fish tacos, that were definatley rotten. when suddenly someone challenged me to a taco and a burrito eating contest that ended with vomiting. then the piggy bit me on my left nipple, i liked it.Darth Vader appeared with an inhaler and a spatula and challenged me to a digimon battle i used tacomon, but digimon sucks.but darkneji doesnt.then a kangaroo brought out feeling that were personal, yet oddly arrousing, and i thought until it hurt, four hours later.i love trading and destroying infants and trading too til im blue (?haha), I whispered back just like that got my hat i got fat which was random for a person with one testicle to arrive at chukee cheeses which for whom the local populace have condemned for atroucious ,ravaging (there better?) children played guidditch with them until he cried while naked while upside down winking. barbie got jealous with the wiimote, so she decided to disco dance with the pope. barbie got bored so she got down her stufed dog that smoke lard with a straw. tacos started raining and they stopped what came next. I ate eggplants that were salty like mcdonalds fries,just then my cell phone started screaming the words bertha butt boogie.
2nd story: Dear Diary: today is never tommorow and i think plants crave brondo, just like humans,
Sorry about the late full story ...been busy...
i was walking..
"The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine
on a prostitute...
in a store...
Click on atleast one....
Don't Mess with the Thoraxe.....
that smelled like..
fish tacos, that
were definitely rotten.
When suddenly, a
dark shadow appeared
it challenged me
to a taco
and a burrito
eating contest, that
ended with vomiting.
Then the piggy
bit me on
